[badsciencejokes]

Don’t use this scale on lab reports though — view on Instagram https://ift.tt/2BMp6g5

[nunyabizni]

This is far more accurate and useful

[britney]

remember when Britney Spears dropped the Da Vinci code on all of us almost 8 years ago… the time she sneaked “F-U-C-K ME” into the radio

[sebast-iel]

SHIT

[thanbk]

financial goals: bathtub that’s deep enough for me to be 100% fully submerged; preferably one of those triangle corner ones. Also maybe being debt free but the tub comes first

[thanbk]

me, 8 years old, sitting in the largest bathtub that they have on display in the Home Depot:

Getting a new hyperfixation:

[purpleweredragon]

[totallyaccurate-hamilquotes]

Hamilton, during the war in Washington’s tent: CALL ME SON -

*Years later*

Hamilton, in front of Washington’s grave: - one more time.

[quietstorm-thundathighs]

facts

[unaenanasinamor]

ahhh honey, people lie about being sick

[quietstorm-thundathighs]

Oh illiterate honey that isn’t the topic of discussion

[smallest-feeblest-boggart]

always be suspicious when someone tries to derail a conversation by talking about people taking ‘advantage’ of a social safety net. brings this to mind:

[coolcatgroup]

BOX FOR PLAY

[tangerinebonfire]

Look at this beautiful angel

[coolcatgroup]

[cathugging]

HERE HE COMES

[cathugging]

HERE HE COMES

[cathugging]

HERE HE COMES

[cathugging]

HERE HE COMES

[cathugging]

HERE HE COMES

[cathugging]

HE HAS ARRIVED